I woke up one morning and realized the bar had been lowered. Mediocrity was the new standard we were setting for ourselves.
I later moved to Florida.
They had raised the bar.
... just high enough to trip over.
It can't be real, I'm stuck in a parallel universe... right?!?
How the @%!# did I get here?
I wanna go home!
... to a time and place that didn't include seeing the faces of Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton day after day.
I've been in mental hospitals with less depravity than this!
Get me outta here!