I needed to pay my car insurance, it's now Monday and I had been trying since Friday afternoon. They wouldn't accept my VISA online or over the phone, so I brought cash to the office, they can't take cash, in fact, they can't take a payment at all, and there is no option to do a wire transfer, so how do I pay if I need it to reflect TODAY? I am going to be cancelled tomorrow. Jeezus, will somebody just take my fucking money, PLEASE!
The thought of a strong arm job crossed my mind, but those things never end well, I could see it now on the 6:00 News, "Crazed Woman Holds Insurance Office Hostage, Her Demands: 'PROCESS MY PAYMENT', More at 11."
CLEARLY, I am out of my mind, is it time for a lobotomy? Do they still administer shock treatment??? How can I exist in a world where the shortest distance from A to B is around and around and around? I'd be less frustrated selling porn to impotent blind men.
Is it just me? Everything seems upside down and backwards! Am I stuck in some parallel universe where everything is inside out? Has there been a cosmic shift where the lunatics have taken over the asylum?
Help me see the logic! Nothing is making any sense to me anymore. SOMEBODY hit me with a bat, or a TRUCK!
What a shit show! My head hurts, I am sick to my stomach. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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