Well, well, not so "well"

I am the High Priestess of Humility, Allow me to lead you into a world of serenity and peaceful goodness... My wisdom comes from experience and I have proven to be an expert on everything that you can present to me. If you have any doubts, that's normal, your sick mind is still twisted from your inflated ego, which is all based on fear, that's OK, come along anyway, don't be afraid, TRUST ME, I'll help guide you, have no worries, for I have all of the answers you seek. You are exactly where you are supposed to be, so long as you NEVER disagree!